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Those biurnal beats mess with your head
Kerrie Murphy HOLD it right there. We're going to have to ask you to step away from the internet, nice and easy.
Sticky software problem for Microsoft
Kerrie Murphy DEFRAG doesn't spend much time thinking about young people. We have other things on our mind, such as whether we can ask the Google Street View van to come back, preferably on a day when we don't have washing on the line, now that we've painted the house.
Never mind if Scrabulous is gone
Kerrie Murphy IT'S OK. Defrag is here if you need us. We can even give you a hug. Actually we can't. We're not the hugging type, although we understand robots can now take care of that stuff, so it's all good.
Think of Lindsay and drive right on by
Kerrie Murphy WILL people ever learn? And, no, we're not talking about the current trend for wearing leggings as de facto pants.
Mobile devices bad for health
THERE'S a lot of talk lately about work-life balance.
We ain't clowning, we need more chick mag input
Kerrie Murphy DEFRAG has long been convinced that IT journalism would greatly improve if it took more cues from women's magazines.
Don't walk a mile in their shoes
Kerrie Murphy THERE'S an old saying that you shouldn't judge a person until you've walked a mile in their shoes.
Net parents just too bizarro ... ask 'neglected' kids
DEFRAG doesn't wish to alarm you, but there's a good chance we're in bizarro world.
Who will we bag with Gates gone?
Kerrie Murphy DEFRAG is not the type to needlessly freak out at the thought of change.
Tech tips for the last days
Kerrie Murphy DEFRAG has long accepted we are going to hell. Not only do we own AC/DC CDs but we've been known to laugh heartily when people walk into poles, which we're pretty sure is breaking one of the 10 Commandments.
Mars home video is just a little alien
Kerrie Murphy DEFRAG isn't one to stir up widespread pandemonium and rioting in the streets.
First contact with a holographic being
Kerrie Murphy OH man, Defrag has not been this excited since our mum made us a Star Trek uniform.
Time travel sounds like hard work
Kerrie Murphy "IF I could turn back time, if I could find a way, I'd take back those words that hurt you and you'd stay," sang noted scientific expert Cher in 1987.